Dieometer archetype
The Cockroach
Statistically difficult to kill.
You are running a decade ahead of your own life table. Whatever you are doing, the literature agrees with it. The only real risk left in your file is complacency — and buses.
How you get it
Eight or more years above the life expectancy for your age, sex and country. Your baseline is the life expectancy for someone of your age and sex in your country, before any of your answers are applied.
What does yours say?
Fifteen archetypes. No signup, and your answers never leave your browser.
The other fourteen
- The OptimiserYou have read the studies. It shows.
- The Quiet WinnerNo hacks. Just fewer mistakes.
- The Statistical AveragePerfectly, hauntingly normal.
- The ProcrastinatorNothing is wrong yet.
- The GhostAlone is a risk factor.
- The CandleBoth ends. For years.
- The InsomniacSleep is not optional.
- The SedentaryThe chair is winning.
- The Beige DietEverything you eat is the same colour.
- The Slow PourIt adds up faster than you think.
- The ChimneyYou already know.
- The Gravity WellCarrying more than your share.
- The Warranty ClaimThe body has filed a complaint.
- The SpeedrunnerYou are completing this in record time.