Dieometer archetype
The Slow Pour
It adds up faster than you think.
Risk climbs steadily above roughly seven drinks a week. There is no dose that lengthens life, but the distance between where you are and seven is measured in years.
How you get it
You are more than a year and a half below your baseline, and alcohol is the single factor costing you the most years. Your baseline is the life expectancy for someone of your age and sex in your country, before any of your answers are applied.
The numbers behind it: How much does alcohol shorten your life? →
What does yours say?
Fifteen archetypes. No signup, and your answers never leave your browser.
The other fourteen
- The CockroachStatistically difficult to kill.
- The OptimiserYou have read the studies. It shows.
- The Quiet WinnerNo hacks. Just fewer mistakes.
- The Statistical AveragePerfectly, hauntingly normal.
- The ProcrastinatorNothing is wrong yet.
- The GhostAlone is a risk factor.
- The CandleBoth ends. For years.
- The InsomniacSleep is not optional.
- The SedentaryThe chair is winning.
- The Beige DietEverything you eat is the same colour.
- The ChimneyYou already know.
- The Gravity WellCarrying more than your share.
- The Warranty ClaimThe body has filed a complaint.
- The SpeedrunnerYou are completing this in record time.